1995 • Braveheart

Braveheart 1995 Best PictureMel Gibson may be declared a bit cuckoo these days, but not so long ago he was the prize of Hollywood, churning out blockbuster hits and even directing his way to the hearts of the Academy. Braveheart was clearly his defining piece of work, though prior to last night, I had never seen this Scottish mega-hit.

Braveheart is the mostly true story of William Wallace (Gibson), a 13th-century Scotsman who, as a boy, faces the death of his father and brother after they are killed by King Longshanks of England. Years later, after being raised by his uncle, Wallace returns to his homeland to live a peaceful life and falls in love with the beautiful Murron (Catharine McCormack), who soon after is attacked by English soldiers and executed after an attempt to fight back. Wallace unites the villagers to kill the English soldiers, and after a victorious fight, more Scots band together and take on larger battles against the English in an attempt to free the country.

Braveheart was better than expected. My general taste for movies isn’t really ancient foreign war epics, but this had a good enough storyline behind it for me to stay interested. The war scenes were among the best and most realistic I’ve seen. I mean how do they not really get injured… we can see people taking axes and darts to the chest. Someone had to have accidentally been hurt during filming. And how do these war movies get horses to topple over and not get hurt? I would imagine PETA would be all over such productions. I’m not opposed to it, I just can’t figure it out.

As I said with Braveheart’s decent storyline, there was actually a moment that made me laugh out loud. Actually most scenes involving that likely-homosexual Prince Edward were funny, but none moreso than when King Edward is talking to his son’s newly-appointed counsel, who claims to be an expert at warfare. “Oh, please come over here and tell me about it,” says the king, who lures the counsel to an open window and then hurls him out several stories where he plummets to his death.

Much like Gibson’s The Passion of the Christ, the movie ends with a brutal beating of the lead character, who sits there and takes it. I’m just not passionate enough about anything to be brutally tortured in front of a crowd. I guess that’s why there won’t ever be an epic movie about me.

This movie was a little on the long side for my taste. For the first time in quite a while, I fell asleep midway through and had to resume the next day. And personally I thought Apollo 13 was the better picture that year, though in the end Braveheart was a worthy winner. And to settle the score once and for all between Mel’s female counterparts in the movie, I thought Princess Isabelle was probably a little better looking than Murron, but either way he made out just fine.

1994 • Forrest Gump

Forrest Gump, 1994 Best PictureAh, Forrest Gump, an old familiar friend. Without question, it is the movie from our Best Picture list that I am most familiar with and have seen the most times. I watched this movie probably twenty or more times on VHS in the 90s, and have seen it time and time again on TV in the 00s and 10s. Not only did I own the movie, I also owned the “making of” video called Through the Eyes of Forrest Gump that explained the technical stuff.

There was a time in grade school when I would go around talking like Forrest, and at one point I could recite large portions of the movie from memory. We almost talked our sixth grade teacher into letting us watch Forrest Gump for an “End of the Month Movie” but after the teachers did a screening, they declared it to be unsuitable for elementary kids due to a scene where Lieutenant Dan is getting a lap dance in his wheelchair… and the times when Jenny takes her top off.

So when Forrest Gump rolled around in our project, I thought “what’s the point of watching it for the 53rd time, I already know exactly what happens?” But that’s the spirit of the project, to watch every Best Picture in order, so there was no passing it up!

Forrest Gump of course stars Tom Hanks as the title character, who keeps accidentally running into fame at every turn, and is oblivious to most all of it. From teaching Elvis how to dance as a kid, to receiving the Congressional Medal of Honor for his war heroics, to leading the US ping-pong team to world domination, Forrest is in the middle of every major event over the 60s and 70s. All the while, he has his childhood best friend Jenny on his mind.

Forrest Gump is such a great story. It is one of the very few Best Pictures that has had me laughing out loud and holding back tears. Even besides Forrest, there are so many great characters… especially Bubba, Jenny, and Lt. Dan. It’s a simple movie to understand. Sure, there is probably some symbolism in the feather floating around in the beginning and end, but aside from the sexual references, it was all easy for me to understand as a 12-year old. I really didn’t think I would catch anything new this time around, but I was wrong… I hadn’t remembered the part where Forrest prematurely ejaculates into Jenny’s roommate’s bath robe after Jenny brings him in out of the rain into her dorm!

I can’t figure out why so many critics say this is one of the worst Best Picture winners. Yes, it was up against some very heavy competition that year with The Shawshank Redemption and Pulp Fiction, but I think any of the three would have been worthy winners. 1994 truly was a huge year for movies.

Clearly this is one of my all-time favorite movies, and had I not seen it so many times it would probably have easily landed at #1 on my list. But the fact remains that my rankings are more or less a list of how interested I would be in watching each movie again, and right now I would probably want to wait at least ten years before seeing Forrest Gump again. This will likely be the most difficult movie to place on my rankings… I think I need to think on it a little longer!

1993 • Schindler’s List

Schindler's List, 1993Wednesday night, Lauren and I watched yet another title from our Best Picture project, 1993’s Schindler’s List, and unlike Jerry and his girlfriend, we were definitely not caught making out during the movie. “A more despicable display I cannot recall!” cried Newman to Marty and Helen after observing Jerry at the theater.

Schindler’s List is another movie that I, and probably 90% of the population, has seen before. Despite the graphic nature and nudity, we watched this in high school during Mr. Stobbs’ history class. I remembered very little about the story or the movie since I first (and last) saw it in 2000. The things that I recalled very vividly included the doctors euthanizing their patients so they wouldn’t have to endure being shot with machine guns; the man randomly shooting Jews from his bedroom balcony; and the girl in the red dress. What I didn’t remember was the fact that Oskar Schindler was the good guy. And I wasn’t even sure if there was really an actual list or if that was just something symbolic. Turns out that was kinda the whole point of the movie.

Nazi Oskar Schindler moves to Krakow to earn a fortune producing war goods and finds it’s cheapest to hire Jewish Poles to work for him. At first Schindler is just in it for the vast profits, but when he sees the genocide going on around him he begins to hire more and more Jews to save their lives. By bribing officials, Schindler is able to acquire over 1,000 workers and save their lives. By the end, he is deemed a hero. Now stretch that basic idea out over three hours, plus lots and lots and lots of people being brutally killed and you’ve got Schindler’s List.

The cinematography was as good as it gets, as Marty and Helen pointed out to Jerry. “What did you think of the black and white?” “The black and white?” “Yes, the whole movie was filmed in black and white!” “Oh… I… didn’t even notice!” I suppose the black and white did add something to the film. Spielberg said he wanted it to be shot as if it were a documentary and felt the black and white was the way to best represent that, as well as using handheld cameras for 40% of the shooting.

As for the acting, Liam Neeson as Schindler was an excellent, likable character. Ben Kingsley (Gandhi) was also great in his supporting role. For me, the best acting was that of Embeth Davidtz in the role of Helen Hirsch, and of course the thousands of extras who had a pretty challenging job.

As has been the case many times in this project, we watched a movie that by all accounts was phenomenal, yet was far from a fun, entertaining movie that I’d race to watch again. I have lots of trouble deciding where in my rankings to put a movie like Schindler’s List, because although I admire the great job done by Steven Spielberg, it is such a haunting, grim movie on one of the worst things to ever happen in the history of the world. I ended up putting it at #13 of the 63 we’ve seen, which I think is a more-than-fair place for a movie that I don’t want to see again for another ten years.

1992 • Unforgiven

Unforgiven 19921988 through 1991 had been perhaps my favorite four-year stretch of movies to this point in the project. I was so enamored with those four movies that I almost didn’t want to move on to the next one, in case it was a failure and ruined our nice little streak. But then again we’re talking about a movie by Clint Eastwood, starring himself, Morgan Freeman, and Gene Hackman, so the odds of it being a bust were pretty slim.

1992’s Unforgiven is one of the few westerns we’ve had in the Best Picture project. Maybe one could include Dances With Wolves in the western genre, but besides that, only 1931’s Cimarron was a true gun-slinger.

Unforgiven reminded me a bit of 1959’s Ben Hur in a totally ridiculous way, but even more ridiculous. You see, in Ben Hur, the entire 212-minute epic story would have been avoided if not for a very minor event at the beginning of the movie—Ben-Hur is sent to the galleys after knocking a rock off a roof towards a horse, which set off a massive chain of events. In Unforgiven, the movie exists because a whore in the town of Big Whiskey, Wyoming laughs at the tiny size of a cowboy’s penis.

Of course there’s much more to the movie than that, but just think, if she’d been able to keep her mouth shut, there would have been no movie! Anyway, the offended cowboy then slashes this woman’s face repeatedly with a knife, leaving her alive but disfigured and unable to earn wages in the whorehouse. After the town sheriff lets the cowboys off with minimal punishment, the whores band together and offer a $1000 reward for the slaying of the cowboy and his partner.

In search of the $1000 reward is a brash young fellow named the Schofield Kid, who recruits retired legendary gunman William Munny (Eastwood) to help kill the cowboys. Munny reluctantly agrees, and recruits his old partner Ned Logan (Freeman). The three ride into Big Whiskey and raise some serious hell. But will they kill the cowboys and claim their reward, or will they return home themselves? Those are the questions that are answered in the climax of Unforgiven.

Unforgiven was another solid picture from the early 90s, led by outstanding acting from the Big 3, and again helped along by a haunting melody throughout (as you can see from the last few movies, a great score can really boost a movie, in my opinion). I liked the way Munny talked, always saying “I guess” or “I guess not.” And they go to great lengths to show just how past his prime Munny is, embarrassing himself in front of his kids, unable to climb upon his horse initially. His innocent little daughter asks her brother, “Did Pa used to kill folks?”

I have never been a big western aficionado, but this is probably the best I’ve seen, right up there with that 3:10 to Yuma movie from a few years back. I ranked it #26 on my list, just behind The Bridge on the River Kwai and just ahead of Terms of Endearment. Next up, 1993’s Schindler’s List.

1991 • The Silence of the Lambs

The Silence of the Lambs, 1991Monday night after returning home from our second and final wine tasting class, Lauren felt she couldn’t go to sleep quite yet and insisted on watching the next movie in our Best Picture project. And what better movie right before bedtime than The Silence of the Lambs?

Lauren owns the VHS tape of The Silence of the Lambs, and seemed excited to watch it on Blu-ray on the PS3. I had never seen it before and wasn’t sure I wanted to watch it right at that moment; I was under the impression it was a really scary movie that would keep me up at night (yes, I’m a wuss like that). I had heard the terms “psychological thriller” and “crime” and “horror” used quite often in describing The Silence of the Lambs. Even though it was already 10:40, I gave in to Lauren and we stayed up and watched it.

Unlike me prior to last night, you’ve all probably already seen The Silence of the Lambs a time or two. And in the end, it turned out I recognized a few scenes, so maybe I caught parts of it on TV at one point or another over the years. But the premise is as such: young FBI student Clarice Starling is sent to interview mentally insane cannibalistic prisoner Hannibal Lecter, as he may have insight into another case involving serial killer Buffalo Bill. Clarice is able to decipher some clues from Lecter, but only by telling him stories of her traumatic childhood in return. The FBI is bearing down on Buffalo Bill’s latest victim, the daughter of a US Senator, but thanks to Lecter’s clues, Clarice winds up at Buffalo Bill’s house to face him one-on-one in his maze of a basement.

The Silence of the Lambs was another big winner in my book! I really liked the fast pace of the movie; I was surprised that Lecter appeared just a few minutes into the movie. The story just kept moving on along, yet allowing slow people like me the ability to comprehend and keep up—very odd qualities to find in these Best Picture movies. There was nary a moment throughout where I wasn’t just on the edge of my seat; the haunting music throughout kept the suspense going from start to finish.

Hannibal Lecter

Hannibal Lecter

There have been very few movies that have hugely famous lines like The Silence of the Lambs. Lecter delivered at least two all-time memorable quotes, including the final “I’m having an old friend for dinner.” It was much like when I watched Casablanca, hearing quotes and recognizing them but not having previously realized what they were from. The movie just got more and more iconic as it went along.

Obviously the acting of Anthony Hopkins was spellbinding, however it does seem odd he received the Best Actor award for his role when he was on screen for only 16 minutes! Jodie Foster likewise was very deserving of her Best Actress award.

The Silence of the Lambs‘s genre might be completely unique to this project. I can’t really think of another movie so far that even can compare to the horror and suspense. Anyway, it was the fourth consecutive tremendous movie in this project. The last four winners have been spot-on. Way to go filmmakers of the late 80s/early 90s! I ranked The Silence of the Lambs #5 of 61 to this point, right after The Godfather Part II and right ahead of The Sound of Music.

Looking ahead, we have 1992’s Unforgiven before getting into a bunch of movies that I’m quite familiar with. The fun part of the project of watching movies for the first time is nearly over!